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BOMBSHELL – MORE VIDEOS EMERGE, MACC’S OWN ‘TAN SRI’ CAUGHT IN ILLICIT AFFAIR WITH MARRIED WOMAN: NAJIB’S NEAR-ZERO CREDIBILITY TAKES ANOTHER HIT

Politics | October 14, 2017 

Tan Sri, here is my advice for you. Dont worry if you have been caught with your dipstick in the wrong crankcase. This is Malaysia. In Malaysia the masyarakat have a zero value system. First I will give you some real world examples. Then I will tell you what you can do.
1. The Brader
The Brader has been caught “buck naked” on video with a woman and in another one with a guy. Still the Brader bounced back. It did not stick. Like he was made of Teflon.
His answer was classic – “That was NOT me in the video. Its some guy who looks like me.”
Then his supporters even went on to describe his more erogeneous zones (well not all) to prove that it was not him in that video. One fellow said ‘bontot dia lagi kempis’ (his butt is skinnier) as though he had personal knowledge of the Brader’s butt. Bottom line – that was NOT him in the video.
Then they even found a Thai porn actor (nauzubillah) who they said looked like the Brader who was actually in that video. Waalaau-wei. What the ..
Again bottom line – the Brader just kept repeating, “Its not me”. And it worked. Because our masyarakat has a ZERO value system. If your hero is caught with his dipstick stuck in the wrong crankcase, just scream ‘No its not my hero”. End of story. Your hero survives for another 10 years.
2. Mat Spenda
Mat Spenda’s video is still floating around the Net. If you wish to throw up you can still view that video. ALL HIS erogeneous zones are visible in that video. Also that pair of giant underwear. Mat Spenda was caught on video sleeping with some other woman. And in the video he can be seen giving her money.
Mat Spenda was even more clever.
He did not entertain any questions at all.
He just kept quiet about the video.
Buat tak tahu saja.
And what happened?
The party of the retards elected him back to some high position.
3. Ostard Ferrari
That retard was also caught on video, also buck naked with some woman. His supporters were cleverer. They just kept screaming ‘that video is a fake’. End of story. The retard still attracts huge crowds of the other retards. And till today they give him money. This is a masyarakat that has a zero value system. Umat yang tidak ada maruah. And they seriously expect other people to respect them??
4. MCA Boss
The only moron to confess his buck naked appearance in a video with some other woman was the MCA Boss – who is a kafir. The moment the video went viral, he did not deny it was him. He did not say it was a Japanese porn actor who looked like him. He confessed, apologised and then he resigned from all his posts. To save himself, his family and his party further embarrassment. That was a more correct thing to do.
So my advice to the Tan Sri is just follow examples 1 to 3 above.
Just say its not me.
Say things like ‘bontot dia kempis. Saya punya besar tayar lori’.
Or something like that.
Just dont agree that it is you.
You see Tan Sri, the masyarakat has no values.
Maruah tak ada.
So after an initial shock, the masyarakat will just forget about it.
Lagi bagus, if you married the woman.
Then really end of story.
You can live happily ever after.
Betui ka Tan Sri buat aksi World Wrestling Federation di Conrad Hilton?
Setan betui hang.



steadyaku47 comment : 
Oh Dear God....It has been a long long time since I almost killed myself laughing....many thanks OutSyed the Box.

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